WIFE:You tell a man something :It goes in one ear and goes from the other one. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
A man was screaming at the top of his voice! when he was asked about the cause, he said:"my mother-in-law wants to throw herself out the window People said to him:"let her do it!" The window would not open!" He replies:"Oh! How could she?
Wife: What are You Looking for؟ Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do " TEACHER:" Of course not. ." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ا <>
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